Hi, my name is Andrej Edelinski. I am Ruthenean. one of the last of my Tribe. I live in Vukovar. My name means Beautiful as it can be.
I have a fiancee.Her name is Mimica… I mean Milica.
I also love playing guitar. I am pretty good in it. I can play Stair way to heaven. Without watching…
I chose to love MILICA not only because her name reminds me of MetaLICA, but it played a huge role.
I also have a brother. He is male. Would you have guessed? He is not so good on guitar as I am… he is still learning stairway to heaven… But I bet he can find more gramattical mistakes in my post then any of you… He is my BIG brother, he is smarter and stronger then you…
I have also a mom.(wouldn’t you have guessed? I was not born into the Matrix so I have to have one…right?) Well, she is my mom, I love her, but lets change the subject.
Let me tell you more about myself. I love myself. I think I am handsome. Macho. My muscles are hard as stone. Some say I look like Fred Durst. But I disagree… Does anyone know who he is anyway? But everyone knows who I am… Some say I look better with long hair…but screw them (I am also a punk…) I will be bold just to rebel. (in our tribal language we say INAT…untranslatable into your primitive anglo-saxon language)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention. I am also a Christian…Not the kind who goes into crusades to kill and rape others… No, thats a different gang… I go to a church where we don’t do stuff like that… we actually are trying to figure out that thing, called GRACE… not easy but it works…
Oh yeah, and THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. I forgot to mention… how could I forget. My Pastor is awesome. His teachings are better then the bible itself. His voice is better then the Holy Spirit. and man when he sings… its better then the sound of 1000 angels…
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
…yes… Andrej was using the pastors computer. And forgot to sign out… 
Lazo von Vukovaren happily hacking THA DREJ BLOG, I hope you had fun… I did.
April 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Yeah, I’m the brother, and we’ve had a similar day in certain respects, which shows in both of us changing the look of our blogs and leaving bad vibes on them in the same day inside of two hours. And somewhat trying to redefine ourselves as well. It takes certain shocks for that to happen, and we had one so there you go.
When it comes to grammar, I believe that INAT can be roughly translated as “having the cojones (or jables, as I’ve learned recently) to do your own thing in spite of everything or anyone” – roughly… It’s a kind of a (four-letter word) you” attitude. iSomething that runs in our family. And it’s a strong current.
And I have learned how to play Stairway to Heaven in the meanwhile, mind you. Not the solo, though. When it comes to solos, I’m somewhere between Slayer (non-melodic speed solos at 200mph – I got really good at those because you don’t really need a brain for them, just fast fingers and a lot of adrenaline) and Paradise Lost (simple, melodic and slooooow solos, which aren’t a problem for anyone who prefers the minor keys). I just can’t seem to reach the Iron Maiden stage, where you can be fast AND melodic at the same time. Working on it though.
April 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Tricked me…
April 23, 2008 at 6:34 pm
gari, presao si me. stvarno sam pomislio da j eDrej to kuckao. Jezik si prilicno skinuo.
Svaka cast . Nasmejao si me.
Prvo sam pomislio da Andrej radi neku sumarizaciju svog zivota,..
April 24, 2008 at 7:34 am
Valaj si zeznuo i mene. I ja sam tek poslije Johnnyjevog komentara skopčao.
April 29, 2008 at 6:53 am
Anyone for pizza? Some zza? Anyone? Oh, dang it, wrong channel!
November 19, 2008 at 7:18 pm
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